október 07, 2005
100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice
Screw coffee (!). Xoxide has Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt, in 'Cherry' or 'Asian Experience'.
"Designed for intense mortal combat or any extreme situation requiring ultimate energy"
"Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary’s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!"
I know that i am an oil catastrophist and all, but my attitude has changed. A couple of cans of Steven Segal's Lightning Bolt, and i'll just jog everywhere.
But seriously. This is awesome. If this was available from my local dairy, I would buy 7 cans a week.
Posted by nicbrown at 07.10.05 12:46